Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Just another day in the life of Gerty and Grant!

Larenda says:
hi again

Shelley in Court says:
hello

Larenda says:
lol
Larenda says:
want some more funnies?

Shelley in Court says:
uh oh
sure!

Larenda says:
lol
guess who forgot to put pants back on your son when she chaned his diasper?

Shelley in Court says:
oh no

Larenda says:
changed his diaper

Larenda says:
oh ya

Larenda says:
he had been awake for a bit before i came to get him and it sounded like he was tearing paper - WRONG -it was his diaper

Larenda says:
he had it off and was playing with the tape

Larenda says:
then i smelled the STI-I-N-N-K!!!

Shelley in Court says:
oh no!

Larenda says:
Iit still smells in here

Shelley in Court says:
WHERE was it?

Larenda says:
IN HIS DIAPER

Shelley in Court says:
Well, better than in the bed...

Larenda says:
it wasn't easy getting that dirty bottomed little guy out of his playpen without getting it all over me

Shelley in Court says:
I can only imagine!

Larenda says:
and getting him to a plce so i could clean him up

Larenda says:
THEN i thought i would message you and noticed that my computer was turned off

Shelley in Court says:
How did he do that?

Larenda says:
i noticed that the surge protecter had been pulled towards his bed - guess he was able to get to the power switch on it, but it was on

Larenda says:
i was just thinking about needing to drive a nail in the wallor the side of the desk to hang it

Shelley in Court says:
Guess this incident confirms that thought?

Larenda says:
guess i will DEFINITELY get that done now beings he can reach it

Shelley in Court says:
lol

Shelley in Court says:
how about putting his pants on before you lay him down?

Larenda says:
there was only a little spot of pooh on his bed and i got that cleaned up

Larenda says:
i had just changed a dirtry diaper before i put him down

Shelley in Court says:
goodness

Larenda says:
didn't figure he would do more

Larenda says:
i was wrong

Shelley in Court says:
No matter how much I think I have him figured out, he never ceases to surprise me!

Larenda says:
i know

Larenda says:
he was so cute just sitting there playing with his diaper and so happy

Monday, June 28, 2010

The Gymnist

Don't you just love it when your babysitter (today it is my mom) calls and begins the conversation with "I just had to call you," and then begins giggling? My response, "what did he do now?" It seems mom was getting Grant ready for his daily nap. She changed his diaper and he headed for the bedroom. In the room where he sleeps is a full sized bed which sits next to his play pen (where he naps). Mom said that he climbed up on the bed and ran over to the side where his playpen is. Mom asked "Do you want in there?" Before she knew it, Grant leaned over, grabbed the top rail and did a flip into the playpen. Scared her half to death. She wheels over to the playpen and looks at him (he had landed flat on his back) and asks if he is okay. He looks at her with a gleam in his eye and a grin on his face which she interpreted, "That was fun. can I do it again?" No wonder the poor woman is white headed!

Have you ever tried to catch a greased pig?

I haven't, but came pretty darn close Saturday. Grant was in the tub, and I was on the phone (I know I am not supposed to do that, but...). I turned my back for just a second and turned around just in time to witness him launch off the side of the bathtub to the floor. I said "come here." In his language, that means "run boy run!" The chase was on! While still holding the phone with one hand, I was trying to catch him with the other. He was running as fast as he could, bouncing off of walls and furniture with me hot on his trail. Did you know that wet kids are slippery? Finally, he tripped and fell and I nabbed him in time to get a diaper on him before we had any disasters.

My Son, the Pervert

Last Sunday I ran to JC Penney's real quick to make a quick purchase. Grant was with me. I decided to try the item on and ran into the dressing rooms. Grant was being pretty good. He was climbing up and down on the bench in there and poking me and giggling. He ran around behind me and was quiet. That's when I heard, in the sweetest little voice, "Hi." Then I hear a voice from next door, "Um...Hi." I spun around in time to catch that sweet little boy laying on the floor peeping under the wall at the lady next to us. Needless to say, I was mortified and apologized profusely. I love being a mom!

Paying for My Raising...

The entire time I was pregnant, I told Danny that I better not have to pay for his raising. Little did I know that would turn around to bite me in the behind! I am NOT paying for HIS raising, but mine. It seems Mr. Grant is a tad bit hot tempered and just a little impatient. Hmmm wonder where that came from?

Case in point: Yesterday we were at mom and dad's and Grant was playing with a wooden tool box and tools he had received for his birthday. I can't remember what exactly he did, but I found it funny and laughed at him. Before I knew it, Grant screamed at me and threw the hammer out of his tool box at me. Guess he didn't find it humerous at all!